The Living Room

[billbond4]

What do you get if you drop a pumpkin?


Squash

[billbond4]

What does a vampire never order at a restaurant?


A stake sandwich

[billbond4]

Why are skeletons always calm?

Because nothing gets under her skin

[billbond4]

What are you likely to find on a haunted beach?



A sand-witch!

[G_]

I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, it's Election night. 

[billbond4]

Why are ghosts so bad at lying?


Because you can see right through them.

[Three_Sheena · Accepted solution]

Times up! And the winner chosen at random is........ @billbond4!

Congrats @billbond4, drop me a PM with your details and we'll send you out your new Galaxy J3!

[Bscott]

Gimmie a phone! Lol.

[Donegal-3]

Love you three ☘️

[TetraxSonic]

Congrats @billbond4