Why didnt the skeleton cross the road?
He didnt have the guts
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Lean Beef 😂
I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar.
Could be a Chinese Wispa.
A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a 7UP. Bartender says, 'Sorry we don't serve food here." 😜
Did you hear about the English teacher who went to jail?
She got a full sentence.
I was standing in the park and wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets. Then it hit me........